code monkey is everywhere

Sean pointed out the song code monkey the other day (today if you’re reading this within hours of posting) and… it’s good :) Quite a following too, including several videos. It’s especially enjoyably entertaining if you’re a geek, or know one, and I’m a geek.

Jonathan Coulton singing ‘Code Monkey’ himself:

There are seemingly a million renditions of this song on just youtube alone… pretty wild! So this post is not complete. I enjoyed many this past hour so will hurry and post this now before I go crazy:

Other peoples versions of the song

What’s a Code Monkey?

Wikipedia talks about it, and the term has been around for a long time. They are programmers who write code in caves… well, something like that. They are and can be a lot of different things.

Also, it’s well worth mentioning that he sings baby got back too. The official code monkey page has lyrics, and all music is available online within his site. He blogged about it a couple of years ago too.

A brief history of PHP logos

PHP Logos

Welcome to the [almost complete] history of PHP logos. There have been a few changes over the years, so let’s explore them now:

How this was created

PHP 4.0.0 added main/logo.h which contains the logos themselves (as text (a bunch of numbers (magic))) so I checked out every version of this file from CVS, parsed them to create the images, sorted by version/size, then wrote this blog post. Since this file (or logos) do not exist in PHP 3 sources, I scoured the web to find those. Well, the PHP CVS repository attic at least.

The PHP logo

Not a lot has changed here because PHP is still PHP, and the logo clearly shows this. From PHP versions 4.0.0 through 4.4.6 the size is 2962 bytes. However, PHP 5 altered the logo a few times. It went from 4644 bytes in versions 5.0.0 through 5.1.2 down to 2524 bytes from PHP 5.1.3 to today. So, these are officially the PHP logos from 22 May 2000 onward because as they say… the source never lies!

4_0_0 thru 4_4_6 5_0_0 thru 5_1_2 5_1_3 thru today

The other PHP logo

Good ‘ol Thies and his pencils or breadsticks or magic PHP wands or… do you remember this? If you do you’re old, like me. This logo was around from PHP 4.0.0 through 4.2.3. Then along came Stigs dog Nadia (4.3.0-4.3.10), Zeev’s dog Scotch (4.3.11-4.4.6), Sterlings rabbit Carmella (5.0.0-5.0.3), then Scotch reappeared (5.0.4 – 5.1.2), and now we see a trippy PHP logo. Oh what a long strange trip it’s been, right? Yes it has! You may see this logo at the end of March, or beginning of April, or intentionally using a secret function.


4_0_0 thru 4_2_3

4_3_0 thru 4_3_10

4_3_11 thru 4_4_6 and 5_0_4 thru 5_1_2

5_0_0 thru 5_0_3

5_1_3 thru today

Older logos, before PHP 4

Several other logos exist too, namely from PHP 3. Although these aren’t from the PHP sources, they exist and most were restored from the PHP CVS repository attic. PHP almost had a Web 2.0 look way back in 1997… almost. Others were found too, but not all are shown here. I could not locate PHP 1 or PHP 2 logos.


Old school PHP 3 from mid 90s

Old school PHP 3 from mid 90s

modern day PHP 3

LinuxTag 2001

Credits

Colin Viebrock created most of these PHP centric logos way back when. Colin is old school PHP at its finest. And Derick remembered Sterlings rabbits name Carmella.

The future

What’s next… an elephant? When will php.net receive its next facelift? How many bytes will the next logo be? PHP is Open Source, so everyone in the world is capable of answering these questions.

About 8 reasons why you should write for the php.net manual

In response to a recent post by Hannes Magnusson titled “8 reasons why you should *not* write for the php.net manual“, I offer about 8 reasons why you should. Although at times subtle, Hannes shares good points regarding some of the frustration that comes with working on a successful (and old) Open Source project like PHP. How do we appropriately credit the kind souls who seemingly work anonymously within the php.net CVS repository? Not sure, but here are about 8 reasons why you should write for the official PHP manual:

  • You’ll make your mother and friends proud
  • You’ll own a cool @php.net email address
  • You’ll get to see and use your own work online for later use, and allow others to help improve upon it
  • You’ll be happy to know that millions of developers benefit from your work daily
  • You’ll gain experience using DocBook and the related tools to create documentation
  • You’ll gain real karma by contributing to an Open Source project
  • You’ll make new friends
  • You’ll increase your Ohloh coolness factor
  • You’ll be able to say “I write documentation for PHP, the most popular web scripting language on the planet
  • You’ll end up learning PHP, especially the quirks and changes that it goes through. 5.3.0 has what again?
  • You’ll add the experience to your resume
  • You’ll have an excuse to tell people… “It sounds fun but I promised to document SPL tonight so can’t go
  • You’ll help make something better, something you use. It’s good to use things that get better, right?
  • And lastly, it’ll give you something else to blog about

There are plenty more reasons but eightish is a good number. It’s worth noting that Hannes does an incredible amount of work for PHP as a webmaster, documentation geek, and php-src guy. See also the Documentation HOWTO for how to contribute.

How the PHP acronym was reborn

While reminiscing what PHP was like back in the early early years, I stumbled upon a little historical nugget from the old website. Do you know what the acronym PHP stands for? Many of us do, or think we do, but just in case take a guess from:

  • PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor
  • PHP: Hypermedia Preprocessor
  • PHP: HTML Preprocessor
  • Professional Home Pages

But how was the definition chosen? For fun, here’s a look back at the official vote that determined this new meaning way back in 1998. It might be worth mentioning that Rasmus, the father of PHP, did not vote for the eventual winner. Oh, you gotta love Open Source! :-)

A couple notable quotes that could be taken out of context:

  • *: “… I think I would prefer to just call it PHP and leave it up to the users to assign a meaning to the acronym. People Hate Programming, People Hate Perl, Please Hold Parties, Pretty HTML Programs, Perfect HTML Pages, Putrid Hateful Puke… whatever.” ~ Rasmus, 1998
  • *: “… Now, if some animal whose name started with ‘P’ were to be mysteriously associated with PHP we could have something like a Piranha HTML Preprocessor. What other P animals are there? Penguin, Platypus, Polar Bear, Porcupine, Puffin…” ~ Rasmus, 1998

And a few other notes:

  • Back in late 1997, the name temporarily and unceremoniously changed from the earlier ‘Personal Home Pages / Forms Interpreter’ to ‘Professional Home Pages’ and this was noted within RC releases of PHP 3. People were not content, and wanted more, so later this was changed after the vote and before PHP 3.0.0 was officially released.
  • This thread started the idea of really changing the name, which eventually lead to keeping the PHP name, then to using a geeky GNU type recursive acronym. Other thoughts like keeping PHP but with no meaning, or a monthly meaning, were entertained but did not happen.
  • These official viewpoints compared the two leading candidates by pitting “PHP: HTML Preprocessor” against “PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor” with each side providing detailed arguments for why they should be the definition behind PHP. Note the arguments were written when the Internet was relatively young, which might explain the XML replacing HTML hype… :-)
  • Official meaning for PHP is: PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor

Needless to say, this is now history. PHP is still PHP and we love it all the same.